Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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