either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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