i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Randomize
