You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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