I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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