Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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