Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
