feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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