Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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