I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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