I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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