its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's blow job season.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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