The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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