Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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