Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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