Well douche your snatch and let's go!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
