How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Too much gin, very little bucket
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I didn't notice because vodka
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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