We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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