who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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