He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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