I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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