she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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