why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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