Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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