It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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