loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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