this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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