if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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