is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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