we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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