I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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