Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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