How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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