He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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