enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she peed on how many people?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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