Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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