Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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