we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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