i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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