How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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