Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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