Me too!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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