Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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