So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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