I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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