no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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