i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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