I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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