went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
