Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My ATM looks so different sober.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You are a booty call, not a friend.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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