It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
