susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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