I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
