Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think my moral compass just broke
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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