it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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