at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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