Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
